I haven’t really left my house in a year, and I just feel so fucking lonely

samanthadarroch:

If I was a lesbian #1 think id look for in a partner is someone the same size as me. Double the clothes, double the love

Let’s be honest, I’m not a lesbian and I steal my husbands clothes all the time

megablast:

voldemorrissey:

One of my passions: full-costume behind the scenes pics.

(Source)

You havent lived until you’ve seen the joker kick flipping over batman

idris-the-potterhead:

say what u want about voldemort but i still think it’s admirable how he really put his soul into his work

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

does anyone remember the video of the news anchor that says hes filling in because the other anchor was murdered

here it is

Can someone tell me what the actual fuck this is about?

If I was a lesbian #1 think id look for in a partner is someone the same size as me. Double the clothes, double the love

alrightanakin:

Does anyone else have that one mutual who’s like Way Too Popular to be following you and ur lowkey convinced that they regret following u

fuck find my iPhone 

can’t remember where I set my phone down and I’m trying to use find my iPhone and its all “you need to update your password to a stronger one”. I typed in my fucking password and I answered all my fucking security questions…. why the FUCK would I need to update my goddamn password?! 

This is me in a wedding dress I’ll never be able to afford hahahaha #life 😞

these are actually hella fucking cute y'all 

• 1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
• 2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?
• 3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
• 4: how do you take your coffee/tea?
• 5: are you self-conscious of your smile?
• 6: do you keep plants?
• 7: do you name your plants?
• 8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?
• 9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?
• 10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
• 11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends?
• 12: what's your favorite planet?
• 13: what's something that made you smile today?
• 14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?
• 15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
• 16: what's your favorite pasta dish?
• 17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?
• 18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.
• 19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?
• 20: what's your favorite eye color?
• 21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.
• 22: are you a morning person?
• 23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
• 24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?
• 25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into?
• 26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
• 27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor?
• 28: sunrise or sunset?
• 29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?
• 30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?
• 31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
• 32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.
• 33: what's your fave pastry?
• 34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?
• 35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?
• 36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now?
• 37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?
• 38: tell us about your pet peeves!
• 39: what color do you wear the most?
• 40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you?
• 41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving?
• 42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!
• 43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?
• 44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?
• 45: do you trust your instincts a lot?
• 46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.
• 47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?
• 48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?
• 49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?
• 50: what's an odd thing you collect?
• 51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?
• 52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?
• 53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?
• 54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?
• 55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point?
• 56: what are some things you find endearing in people?
• 57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
• 58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?
• 59: what's your favorite myth?
• 60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?
• 61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received?
• 62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?
• 63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?
• 64: what color is the sky where you are right now?
• 65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with?
• 66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?
• 67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?
• 68: what's winter like where you live?
• 69: what are your favorite board games?
• 70: have you ever used a ouija board?
• 71: what's your favorite kind of tea?
• 72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?
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• 74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.
• 75: tell us about your pets!
• 76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?
• 77: pink or yellow lemonade?
• 78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?
• 79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?
• 80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
• 81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
• 82: are/were you good in school?
• 83: what's some of your favorite album art?
• 84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
• 85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
• 86: do you like concept albums? which ones?
• 87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
• 88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
• 89: are you close to your parents?
• 90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.
• 91: where do you plan on traveling this year?
• 92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
• 93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most?
• 94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
• 95: what are your plans for this weekend?
• 96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
• 97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
• 98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
• 99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
• 100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?</p>

cheekyfrank:

hailedloco:

maccabeez-eh:

hailedloco:

can we just like, all agree to boycott tumblr for 24 hours to show the staff that we’re pissed about the update? because they have to track usage and stuff like that, and I feel like it would send a pretty big message if enough people did it. like nothing fancy, just don’t use tumblr from 12:00am to 11:59pm, one whole day of nothing, not even mobile blogging. maybe set up one queue’d post explaining why you’re boycotting (so anyone that doesn’t get the memo would know what’s up) but other than that maybe even stop queues (just for the day) to help send the message.

I’d propose Wednesday, September 9th as the day. That’s one week after the update, one week to give it a try, one week to show the staff that we’re not just overreacting to change (the way people are apt to do on the internet) but are serious about not liking the way they’ve changed our blogging experience. That also gives us a week to get this post around the site: long enough to spread it around, but not so long that people forget that we’re going to do this. Maybe set a reminder on your phone or computer so that you don’t forget. I’ll be posting in the tag #updateboycott throughout the week for general reminders and to answer any questions/suggestions.

And please, reblog this. The only way this will work is if enough people see this post and participate to make a difference. 

so tl;dr: hate the update? join the boycott of tumblr on Wednesday, September 9th from 12:00am to 11:59pm by just not using tumblr that day. 

Thanks.

also: different timezones are a thing, so wouldnt it be ultra cool if we all agreed on 24 hours in the same timezone? so it really makes the biggest possible impact?

I realized that after I made the original post. The boycott will begin at midnight on the american east coast, which means:

9pm Sept 8th PST (US & Canada West Coast)

10pm Sept 8th MDT (US & Canada Mountain)

11pm Sept 8th CDT (US & Canada Central)

12am Sept 9th EST (US East Coast)

5am Sept 9th GMT (England)

6am Sept 9th CET (Central Europe)

1pm Sept 9th JST (Japan)

3pm Sept 9th NZST (New Zealand)

1pm, 2:30pm, and 3pm Sept 9th (Australia)

thanks to everyone who’s pointing this out, please try to reblog this with the times on it!

ghostofsmilespast